Wednesday, March 10, 2010

男人应该说的话。。。女人,你又听过几句呢?

我不允许你用凉水洗漱,因为女性本属阴性,凉水会增加阴气,所以必须用温水!

我不允许你不吃饭,人是铁饭是钢,身体是革命的本钱,我不想你死我前头!

我不允许你熬夜,理由和第二条一样,身体是革命的本钱,我不想你死我前头!

我不允许你哭,因为有我在你还哭的话,就证明我没用,那还要我干什么?!

我不允许你干体力活,有我在你凭什么那么累,乖乖的给我擦汗,倒水喝!

我不允许你比我睡的晚,我是属猫头鹰的,但我可不想第二天有一个‘熊猫眼’的GF!

我不允许你起的比我早,别废话,让你睡你就睡,睡饱了好起来吃我做的早餐!

我不允许你单独一个人走夜路,因为有我在我永远不会让你一个人走!

我不允许你吃醋,开玩笑,我那么专一,我如果在你面前多看别的女生一眼,我把自己剁了!

我不允许你喝酒,不是不让你喝,少喝可以,喝多了伤身体!

我不允许你说脏话,没为什么,只是个人意见,会影响你的形象的,你自己看着办吧!

我不允许你削苹果,我怕血,所以我不会让你的血有流出来的可能!

我不允许你把手弄伤,一个女生最漂亮的除了脸蛋就是手了,你要爱护啊!

我不允许你不信任我,我对你承诺的话,说过的话,答应你的一切我都会做到!

我不允许你不理我,你在我心中是那么重要,没有你我会很不自在,不要折磨我好吗?

我不允许你和我斗嘴,我让着你你才能赢,到现在和女生打嘴架除了我让着的,要不没有能赢我的!

我不允许你孤单,我的爱和思念会时刻陪在你左右,有它们陪你,你不会感到孤单!

我不允许你下雨不打伞,虽然女人是水做的,但淋湿了会冒,我会心疼!

我不允许你生气,有我在你会很开心的,哪怕是天塌了,我也要先把你逗笑!

我不允许你不听话,你如果问我为什么强行抱你去医院的话,我只回答一句话:"因为你是我的!"

我不允许你吓我,我很胆小,不要用任何事吓我,我会很害怕!

我不允许你"逃离"我身边,我跑50米的最好成绩是6.6秒,非变态的女生应该跑不过我……你不是吧!

我不允许你打我,不要打了,你的手会很痛的,我很抗打哦!

我不允许你大声的跟我喊,省省吧,嗓子不痛吗?喊坏了我还心疼呢!

我不允许你独自过马路,现在的司机很猛的,我要牵着你手,把你平安的送到对面!

我不允许你懦弱,你要非常强悍,我这么不听话,你要管得住我哦!

我不允许你斤斤计较,做女人要看的开,心胸广阔才能快乐,听话哦!

我不允许你是最快乐的,因为拥有你,我已经是世上最快乐的了,所以你只能排第二了!

我不允许你不说话,宝贝,我们也需要交流,就算是我单方面的赔礼道歉你也应该给点面子说声:“原谅你吧!”

我不允许你要风度不要温度,多穿点吧,天冷会感冒的,不
管你穿的怎么样,你在我眼里都是最美的!

我不允许你减肥,我的爱跟你的体重没关系,你要坚信无论
你变成什么样,我都爱你!

我不允许你迷惘,小傻瓜不许怀疑我是否爱你!

我不允许你去远的地方不告诉我,那样我一定会疯的!

Well, maybe it sound ridiculous. Coz it is a bit too much of "NOT ALLOW". But, is sweet thou...it show that he is very care for you.I got this post from one of the forum. Is kinda meaningful actually. U guys muct be wonder why I said so right? Coz nowadays, does any one of ur BF said at least one sentences from here before? I believe most of yours answer is "NO"!Even I never heard any one of the sentence from him. haiz...How sad right.

Recently, a number of my friends were having their relationship problems. Although I'm not a really good advisor, but I still hope you guys able to go through this hard period. Believe with your own feeling and make the right decision before you feel regret. As a friend, I will always support you guys no matter how.

Myself had gone thru this kinda situation before, and the situation is much more serious and bad than anyone of you I guess. K, I know is hard to make thru. But believe me, there is always a way to solve and fix the problem. So, please be good to yourself. Think twice before you made the decision, and please do not regret with your decision.
Cheers~

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